There was a notable absence when his pants fell to the floor. I had never seen a micro penis before. No friend’s big sister or cool babysitter had warned me. There was a notable absence when his pants fell to the floor. I had never seen a micro penis before. No friend’s big sister or cool babysitter had warned me.
As he revealed his micropenis, I blurted a regrettable four-word ‘Barbie slur’… but that wasn’t even his biggest issue, by SCOUT BOXWOOD
