The moment I knew: I was holding in a fart and he tried to shake it out of me

The moment I knew: I was holding in a fart and he tried to shake it out of me

Tessa* felt relaxed around Alex*, but not enough to let rip in front of him. Then one day he swooped her up into his arms and gravity took its course

In the winter of 2021 I was still adjusting to life back in Melbourne after a long stint overseas, cut short by Covid. I was having a crack at online dating when Alex’s playful profile caught my eye.

We matched, I slid into his DMs to comment on the lemons he had strategically placed next to his butt in his picture, and we were off and running. We clicked easily over text, and messaged often. But lockdowns kept postponing our dates. I think we both knew sparks would fly IRL, so we wanted to make sure it was a good one.

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Continue reading… Tessa* felt relaxed around Alex*, but not enough to let rip in front of him. Then one day he swooped her up into his arms and gravity took its courseFind more stories from The moment I knew seriesIn the winter of 2021 I was still adjusting to life back in Melbourne after a long stint overseas, cut short by Covid. I was having a crack at online dating when Alex’s playful profile caught my eye.We matched, I slid into his DMs to comment on the lemons he had strategically placed next to his butt in his picture, and we were off and running. We clicked easily over text, and messaged often. But lockdowns kept postponing our dates. I think we both knew sparks would fly IRL, so we wanted to make sure it was a good one.Sign up for the fun stuff with our rundown of must-reads, pop culture and tips for the weekend, every Saturday morning Continue reading… Relationships, Australian lifestyle, Life and style 

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